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Every piece is hand-selected, thoughtfully curated, and pre-washed — ready to wear the moment it’s yours.
care info
Handle with care. Wash cold on a delicate cycle. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.
delivery & RETURNS
All sales are final.
We ship domestically via UPS to all U.S. states and territories. Most orders ship the next business day, but please allow up to 5 business days for processing. If any delays arise, we’ll reach out directly.
International shipping is also available. Duties and customs fees will be calculated at checkout and collected on delivery.
Please ensure your email is entered correctly at checkout — you’ll receive confirmation once your order is placed, and tracking details once it ships.
If you ordered the wrong size, contact us within 24 hours. After that window, orders cannot be canceled or refunded.
Color: White
Fabric: 100% Cotton
Measurements:
Pit-to-Pit: 21"
Top to Bottom: 26.5"
Didn’t get into Yale? Wear the tee and lie.
Perfect for dramatic exits, emotional breakdowns, and telling strangers you “used to act.”
Looks vintage. Feels like student debt.
